Friday, April 01, 2005

Vatican, Global Media Oligarchy Collaborate, Fool Billions 

What if the impending death of Pope John Paul II was the world's most inappropriate April Fools hoax? Talk about the end of Catholicism. Man, what a massive misjudgement of the world's funny bone that would be.

In other news, Ross Perot prototype Frank Perdue, notable for being one of the first CEOs to bring the unpolished "down home billionaire" type forward as the public face of a major corporate empire, died today. Oddly, Perdue lookalike Pope John Paul II was unavailable for comment. Wonder why you never saw them both in the same room together...

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Subject: HIGH TECHNIQUE ELECTRICAL HOME APPLIANCES---COMPUTERIZE GAS KITCHEN
Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2002 08:53:27 +0000 (UTC)
From: "MRS WANG"
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