Tuesday, November 09, 2004

All I Want For Christmas... 

Just like Mom used to make!

King of kitsch Jones Soda announces today its limited edition holiday pack of five new seasonal flavors, and I've never wanted anything more.

Flavors include:
  • Green Bean Casserole Soda
  • Mashed Potato & Butter Soda
  • Fruitcake Soda
  • Cranberry Soda
  • Turkey & Gravy Soda

According to Peter van Stolk, Jones Soda president and popcult product genuis, the special holiday package "takes the work, worries and cost out of preparing a turkey dinner, so our consumers can spend more time with their loved ones." It also takes all the calories out of a holiday dinner without missing a flavor.

Shades of Wonka's Three-Course Meal gum? You betcha. But this is better, because it's real. The box even includes entirely unecessary utensils -- a straw and a toothpick.

This extremely limited edition retails at $15.95, goes on sale via the web at 8:00 a.m. sharp on November 11th on a first come, first served basis, and is sure to sell out in minutes. A portion of the proceeds will go to Toys for Tots.

But if you buy me one I'll be yours forever.

posted by boyhowdy | 3:24 PM |

Please be kiddingPlease be kiddingPlease be kidding.
Kidding? Never.

Note that I didn't say I want to drink these surely awful-tasting things, though. My interest is purely as a collector of popcult artifacts, of which I find this to be top of the charts!
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