Monday, February 10, 2003

Quote of the Day

If I light the Clean Sheets scented candle, then I don't have to change the sheets.

In Darcie's defense, the candle we bought today really does smell like clean sheets. And the Birthday Cake-scented candle smells like yellow sheet cake and cheap white icing. How the hell do they do that?

[UPDATE 7:48 p.m.: So that's how they do it. Should have known; after all, I re-read that essay less than a month ago. Blame the Darvocet, I guess.]

posted by boyhowdy | 12:35 AM |
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