Thursday, May 01, 2003

If I was nuts, I'd be $369.80


Macadamia nuts, that is.


With a tip o' the hat to some random supermarket wageslave poster at Customers Suck who was appropriately flippant-but-light when asked about her weight.

To calculate your own weight in macadamias, I recommend Bono Macs of Hawaii -- sack size goes up to 70 pounds. For the sake of consistency, buy in bulk to save money, and don't bother with shipping and handling.

posted by boyhowdy | 1:02 AM |

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